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Re: Igor, the discussion

Agree :icon_smil
by doogee
Wed Sep 30, 2015 1:32 am
 
Forum: Album talk
Topic: Igor, the discussion
Replies: 4
Views: 3803

Re: Hello again

And I swear I sparadis tray dog. Couldn't Ed or tardis make some noice about YT over at the After Hours forum? Btw doogie, congratulations. Over eleven years without a smoke! Well done. Come january 2 I have lasted three years. Best decision I ever made. Thanks and lol on the I sparadis tray dog :i...
by doogee
Wed Oct 15, 2014 10:39 pm
 
Forum: YEStalk
Topic: Hello again
Replies: 32
Views: 8053

Re: Hello again

I can actually hear the tumbleweeds when I come on here :(
by doogee
Fri Oct 10, 2014 10:24 pm
 
Forum: YEStalk
Topic: Hello again
Replies: 32
Views: 8053

Re: Hello again

C'mon guys!! Spread the word. Lets get this place up and running again. :icon_cool
by doogee
Fri Jul 18, 2014 2:15 am
 
Forum: YEStalk
Topic: Hello again
Replies: 32
Views: 8053

Hello again

Out of the blue I get an email saying the site is back up and running.
So hello to all my old friends.
by doogee
Sun Jun 22, 2014 11:02 pm
 
Forum: YEStalk
Topic: Hello again
Replies: 32
Views: 8053

Re: yes word association game mark IX

F**k
by doogee
Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:00 am
 
Forum: The Playground
Topic: yes word association game mark IX
Replies: 1431
Views: 77550

Re: yes word association game mark IX

Delight
by doogee
Tue Jul 14, 2009 2:45 am
 
Forum: The Playground
Topic: yes word association game mark IX
Replies: 1431
Views: 77550

Re: Jokes.

Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together. Shrek said, "I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?" Angelina Jolie agreed, "I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder." Brad Pitt said, "I'm pretty sure I'm th...
by doogee
Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:57 am
 
Forum: The Playground
Topic: Jokes.
Replies: 214
Views: 19905

Re: Gas prices

I only wish we could get somewhere close to prices as low as that.
By my calculations we pay in your currency about $8.50 a gallon here. :mad:
by doogee
Sun Oct 19, 2008 9:51 pm
 
Forum: Other Skylines
Topic: Gas prices
Replies: 55
Views: 2788

Re: ALL BETTER NOW

Wow - sorry you had such a nightmare in Australia, and it's unfortunate that a member of this forum would treat you badly. I've been pretty lucky meeting other people from the sites, and haven't met anyone yet who's been a clunker, of course, I haven't been to Australia yet . . . lol Glad the new j...
by doogee
Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:07 am
 
Forum: Other Skylines
Topic: ALL BETTER NOW
Replies: 12
Views: 1249

Re: ALL BETTER NOW

yesman90125 wrote:Excellent man!
hey,BTW I hit my 10 year mark -smoke free tommorow


Well done mate.

But, Roll on the day when they invent the "Harmless" cigarette because i will be back there dragging away. :icon_smok :icon_smok

I still miss the only love of my life who NEVER fell out with me. :icon_luvu
by doogee
Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:48 am
 
Forum: Other Skylines
Topic: ALL BETTER NOW
Replies: 12
Views: 1249

Re: ALL BETTER NOW

OK, So it's been 3 months now, and i'm loving it. It's like going out for a drive with the slight inconvenience of picking up a few "hitchhickers" now and again. :) I have become one with the machine and we perform in complete harmony. Which basically means nothing bad has happened, yet, :eek: NO, s...
by doogee
Sun Oct 05, 2008 1:07 am
 
Forum: Other Skylines
Topic: ALL BETTER NOW
Replies: 12
Views: 1249

Re: Jokes.

My doctor referred me to a female urologist. I saw her yesterday and she is drop dead gorgeous. She's beautiful and unbelievably sexy. The blouse she had on was unbuttoned. Her huge chest was right in my face. She told me that I have to stop masturbating. I asked her why and she said, "Because I'm ...
by doogee
Sat Sep 13, 2008 1:07 am
 
Forum: The Playground
Topic: Jokes.
Replies: 214
Views: 19905

Re: Jokes.

SORRY, It's been a while...................... These three old ladies and their dogs were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park. The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat. Gertrude imme...
by doogee
Thu Sep 11, 2008 1:06 am
 
Forum: The Playground
Topic: Jokes.
Replies: 214
Views: 19905

Re: Who Do You Fancy Now For Euro 2008?

I am sending you this message from the future...................Bet on Spain to beat Germany 1-0......... :salook:
by doogee
Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:00 am
 
Forum: Other Skylines
Topic: Who Do You Fancy Now For Euro 2008?
Replies: 6
Views: 695

ALL BETTER NOW

As some of you may know, i have not been in the best of health these last few years, what with my Vertigo, Hypertension, High Cholesterol and stress levels that were through the roof. Also not forgetting the depression that went with all my afflictions. Well the thing is, i am finally on a combinati...
by doogee
Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:00 pm
 
Forum: Other Skylines
Topic: ALL BETTER NOW
Replies: 12
Views: 1249

Re: Jokes.

There once were five little pigs. The first two went into a bar. The bartender asked, "What will you have?" They said five beers. They drank them, and asked, "Where is your bathroom?" The bartender said down the hall. Then the next two little pigs came in the bar. "What will you have?" asked the ba...
by doogee
Mon May 12, 2008 9:43 pm
 
Forum: The Playground
Topic: Jokes.
Replies: 214
Views: 19905

Re: Jokes.

A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies: "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifi...
by doogee
Mon May 12, 2008 9:41 pm
 
Forum: The Playground
Topic: Jokes.
Replies: 214
Views: 19905

Re: Jokes.

Simon goes on Stars In Their Eyes. Mathew Kelly sees he's in a wheelchair, he sez "what happened?" Simon sez "I was in a car crash with my uncle, he died and i had my legs amputated, but they saved my uncles legs and put them on me, in 6 months i will be able 2 walk agen" "thats amazing says Mathew,...
by doogee
Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:50 am
 
Forum: The Playground
Topic: Jokes.
Replies: 214
Views: 19905

It's up to 5 years and counting folks. :icon_appr
by doogee
Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:26 am
 
Forum: Other Skylines
Topic: 3 Years!!
Replies: 16
Views: 838

Re: Jokes.

COMPUTER CULTURE A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. W...
by doogee
Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:47 am
 
Forum: The Playground
Topic: Jokes.
Replies: 214
Views: 19905

Re: Jokes.

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did, and her hands warmed up. The next day, the daughter ...
by doogee
Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:51 am
 
Forum: The Playground
Topic: Jokes.
Replies: 214
Views: 19905

Re: Jokes.

A woman went on a tour of the White House. As the guide led her down one of the historic halls, a door burst open and a large aquatic sea mammal, balancing a beach ball on its nose, scurried past. "My, what was that?" exclaimed the woman. "Oh, that's just the Presidential Seal," replied the gui...
by doogee
Wed Dec 26, 2007 1:26 am
 
Forum: The Playground
Topic: Jokes.
Replies: 214
Views: 19905

And more

Old but still funny :D

It's the day before Christmas and Darth says to Luke "I know what you're getting me. I felt your presents".

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
by doogee
Tue Dec 25, 2007 12:15 am
 
Forum: The Playground
Topic: Jokes.
Replies: 214
Views: 19905

More Xmas stuff

A married woman walks up to Santa Claus and tells him that all she wants for Christmas is for her husband to be interested in sex. Santa then proceeds to give her a bottle of pills. He tells her to give them a try and then let him know how it's working. So she takes the pills home and puts one pill ...
by doogee
Tue Dec 25, 2007 12:10 am
 
Forum: The Playground
Topic: Jokes.
Replies: 214
Views: 19905

Re: Jokes.

DEAR SANTA Dear Santa: I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a frigging book called a dictionary so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older ...
by doogee
Tue Dec 25, 2007 12:08 am
 
Forum: The Playground
Topic: Jokes.
Replies: 214
Views: 19905

Re: Jokes.

I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me 'Oi, what's your disability?' I said 'Tourettes! Now fuck off cunt!'
:D
by doogee
Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:01 am
 
Forum: The Playground
Topic: Jokes.
Replies: 214
Views: 19905

Re: Lottery win

tardistraveler wrote:"And it strikes . . . . like THUNDERBALL!!!"

Sorry . . . couldn't resist . . . :rolleyes:


:D ......A Bond fan, after my own heart.

Yes Amy and Diane, i have sorted out some treats for my kids.
As a super dad i always will do....... ;)
by doogee
Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:58 pm
 
Forum: The Playground
Topic: Lottery win
Replies: 3
Views: 1550

Lottery win

One of the Other Lottery draws apart from the main draw here in the UK is a draw called the "Thunderball". It's 5 random numbers from 1 - 34 and then the one Thunderball number which is from 1 - 14. There are lots of prize tiers ranging from £5 to £250,000. Today i won £250 and i should be over the ...
by doogee
Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:25 am
 
Forum: The Playground
Topic: Lottery win
Replies: 3
Views: 1550

Richard is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarras...
by doogee
Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:44 am
 
Forum: The Playground
Topic: Jokes.
Replies: 214
Views: 19905
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