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Jokes.



Re: Jokes.

Postby doogee » Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:57 am

Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together. Shrek said, "I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?"
Angelina Jolie agreed, "I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder."
Brad Pitt said, "I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed."
They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the framed talking mirror on the wall to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina was the most gorgeous and Brad was the sexiest.
They all agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.
Shrek walked up with a smile. "Well it's true. The mirror told me I'm the strongest man in the world." Angelina perked up and said, "And I know for sure I'm the most gorgeous!" But Brad, poor Brad, tears running down his face, lifted his sad face and said "Who the hell is doogee?" :D
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Re: Jokes.

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Re: Jokes.

Postby WillTruman » Mon Oct 23, 2017 4:20 am

Been pretty quiet here for a while. Let me continue this fun thread:

Doctor: It looks like you are pregnant, madame.

Lady: Wow! I'm pregnant?

Doctor: No, but you look like it.
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Re: Jokes.

Postby WillTruman » Mon Oct 23, 2017 4:21 am

I was thinking the other day..

So I shouted, "Thomeone help! I can't thwim!"
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Re: Jokes.

Postby WillTruman » Tue Oct 24, 2017 9:01 am

Lenny tells the psychiatrist, “Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody under it.”

“Come to me three times a week for two years, and I’ll cure your fears,” says the shrink. “And I’ll charge you only $200 a visit.”

Lenny says he’ll think about it. Six months later, he runs into the doctor, who asks why he never came back. “For $200 a visit?” says Lenny. “A bartender cured me for $10.”

“Is that so! How?”

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed.”
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