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Holy Rollers and Music: Less Crap--More Filling



Postby tribute1969 » Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:56 pm

WAR IS OVER! IF YOU WANT IT!
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WE HAVEN'T HAD THAT SPIRIT HERE SINCE 1969...
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Church Hosts "Pancakes and Porn" Breakfast

Postby tribute1969 » Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:36 pm

Now I do "confess" to whipping up some X-Rated shapes with pancake batter on the grill when the mood strikes me and having strawberrys and chocolate chips around really helps with the "look"...but I'm not in organized religion like the folks below!


Church Hosts 'Porn and Pancakes' Event
By Associated Press
Fri Jan 26, 5:11 PM

ONTARIO, N.Y. - It's not your typical church breakfast. An event billed as "Porn and Pancakes" is being hosted by a church in rural upstate New York.

The breakfast discussion on the pornography industry in America is planned next month at the Living Word Assembly of God Church in the town of Ontario, about ten miles east of Rochester.

A billboard advertisement near the church shows the words "Porn and Pancakes" written in syrup on a stack of flapjacks.

Organizers told a Rochester TV station that the event on February 10th will be an honest discussion about pornography and its impact on society. The discussion will be led by Triple-X Church, a group of youth ministers who travel the country talking about porn and the porn industry.

The pastor of the Wayne County church and churches from Buffalo, Rochester and Syracuse have asked about hosting "Porn and Pancakes" events.

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Postby tardistraveler » Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:37 am

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God? Or the Antichrist?

Postby tardistraveler » Tue Jan 30, 2007 6:27 pm

Wonder if he likes porn . . . uh, I mean, pancakes!

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So, if she weighs the same as a duck???

Postby tardistraveler » Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:31 pm

MUST be an agent of Satan! Here's the "proof" . . . :rolleyes:

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Costume Party!

Postby tardistraveler » Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:02 pm

You can dress up as Jesus at your next party!

Wonder if they have apostles costumes too - so you can go as an entourage?? Guess I'd have to go as Mary Magdalene . . . :rolleyes:


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Jesus kits on sale

Vatican officals are said to be disgusted after Jesus fancy dress kits went on sale in Italy.

The £8.40 party pack also contains a plastic crown of thorns and a false beard.

Vatican priest Father Vittorino Gorss said: "This is an insult and blasphemous to millions of believers."

One shopkeeper selling the kit in the build up to Lent said: "I can't see what the problem is. It's only a wig and beard."
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Church Diet

Postby tribute1969 » Mon Feb 12, 2007 11:35 pm

Loose weight at church!




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Postby jeffrae » Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:15 am

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Postby Jodes » Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:35 pm

And this monster is going to keep growing and growing. :eek: Heh heh.
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Bleeding Jesus

Postby tardistraveler » Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:08 pm

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Chocolate Jesus!

Postby tardistraveler » Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:52 pm

Check out this story from Ananova.com

Storm over chocolate Jesus

A New York art gallery is set to exhibit a milk chocolate sculpture of Jesus Christ in the run-up to Easter.

The 6ft sculpture, entitled 'My Sweet Lord', depicts Jesus naked on the cross, reports the BBC.

The sculpture, by Canadian-born artist Cosimo Cavallaro, will be displayed from Monday at Manhattan's Lab Gallery.

Mr Cavallaro used 200lbs of chocolate to make the sculpture which, unusually, depicts Jesus without a loincloth.

Catholic League head Bill Donohue called it "one of the worst assaults on Christian sensibilities ever".

"The fact that they chose Holy Week shows this is calculated, and the timing is deliberate," Mr Donohue said.

The gallery's creative director, Matt Semler, said the gallery was considering its options in the wake of angry emails and telephone calls.

"We're obviously surprised by the overwhelming response and offence people have taken," he said. "We are certainly in the process of trying to figure out what we're going to do next."

Mr Semler said the timing of the exhibition was coincidental.


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The Second Coming?

Postby tardistraveler » Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:24 pm

Barack Obama is depicted as Jesus here . . .

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My Sweet Lord

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Jesus Holiday Dress-Up!

Postby tardistraveler » Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:11 pm

You can outfit Jesus for Easter . . . or any of your favorite holidays!

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Postby Thoughtbecontact » Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:59 am

O....M......G.....!

Lest anyone think this little Catholic girl is offended....NOPE.

This is just too funny!
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Divine Dieting

Postby tardistraveler » Mon Apr 16, 2007 6:04 pm

If you've had too much chocolate Jesus, try THIS link that Nolan shared with me - he can't get on from work at the moment, so I thought I'd share . . .

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When in Cincinnati . . .

Postby tardistraveler » Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:29 pm

. . . visit the Creation Museum!

See man and dinosaurs coexist in harmony . . . Flintstones, anyone?


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Re: Holy Rollers and Music: Less Crap--More Filling

Postby tardistraveler » Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:12 am

Here's an update on His Noodly Appendage . . . the Flying Spaghetti Monster is getting some serious study . . .



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Holy Water, Batman!

Postby tardistraveler » Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:10 pm

Sheesh, am I the only one who posts on this thread anymore?? :eek:

OK, for your amusement today . . . it's Holy Water!

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Re: Holy Rollers and Music: Less Crap--More Filling

Postby tribute1969 » Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:57 pm

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Re: Holy Rollers and Music: Less Crap--More Filling

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Holy Toast!

Postby tardistraveler » Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:50 pm

Wonder if you can get these with the Yes men on them???

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Thongs of Praise?

Postby tardistraveler » Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:53 pm

For those who want a more "personal" relationship with their religious icons . . . ;)



And who wouldn't want to smell like a Pope! :eek:

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You Might Be a Redneck If . . .

Postby tardistraveler » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:58 pm

. . . you attend THIS church! :eek:

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Re: Holy Rollers and Music: Less Crap--More Filling

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Standing on the Promises

Postby tardistraveler » Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:19 pm

. . . literally . . . :rolleyes:

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Re: Holy Rollers and Music: Less Crap--More Filling

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Re: Holy Rollers and Music: Less Crap--More Filling

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