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The Brick Testament

PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:04 pm
by tardistraveler
And here's a slightly different interpretation of the Bible . . . ;)


http://www.thebricktestament.com/

Re: Holy Rollers and Music: Less Crap--More Filling

PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:54 am
by yesman90125
that's great
i love all the ellaborate things they do with legos these days

lego bible stories
i guess the entrapenurial spirit is still alive

lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-Zt40qu9vc
[LEFT]When I was young and they packed me off to school
And taught me how not to play the game,
I didn't mind if they groomed me for success,
Or if they said that I was a fool.
So I left there in the morning
With their God tucked underneath my arm --
Their half-assed smiles and the book of rules.
So I asked this God a question
And by way of firm reply,
He said -- I'm not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays.
So to my old headmaster (and to anyone who cares):
Before I'm through I'd like to say my prayers --
I don't believe you:
You had the whole damn thing all wrong --
He's not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays.
Well you can excomunicate me on my way to Sunday school
And have all the bishops harmonize these lines --
How do you dare tell me that I'm my Father's son
When that was just an accident of Birth.
I'd rather look around me -- compose a better song
`cos that's the honest measure of my worth.
In your pomp and all your glory you're a poorer man than me,
As you lick the boots of death born out of fear.
I don't believe you:
You had the whole damn thing all wrong --
He's not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays.
[/LEFT]

Inflating for Jesus!

PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:40 pm
by tardistraveler
Check it out . . . an inflatable church!


From http://www.ananova.com

Sun worshippers saved by bouncy church

Sunbathers can now get closer to God without having to bother getting dressed - thanks to an inflatable church on the beach.

The 'bouncy church' - which takes just five minutes to inflate - is 30 metres long and 15 metres wide, complete with an altar and confessional booth.

The inflatable will be set up in Molise, on the Adriatic coast, on 9 August and is to be manned by a team of priests waiting to hear confession, give mass and sing holy music, reports The Daily Telegraph.

"There will be four or five people singing, with music about God," said Chiara Facci from the Catholic group Sentinelli del Mattino (Sentinels of the Morning), which is putting up the church.

A night-time mass will take place between 10pm and 1am - in direct competition with local bars and nightclubs.

The move from lilos and beach towels to plastic pews has already been scuppered elsewhere: an attempt to set up the church in Sardinia last month was foiled by strong winds.

The Catholic church is trying to counteract the holiday effect of the Italian summer, when large cities empty and holidaymakers head for the beach.

Priests want to make sure the travelling faithful don't leave their sense of religious devotion at home too.

Turned Into a Frog?

PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:22 pm
by tardistraveler
If you kiss him, will he turn back into Jesus?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26435994/

Horny Christians

PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:37 pm
by tardistraveler

Re: Horny Christians

PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 8:52 pm
by yesman90125
tardistraveler wrote:Apparently there ARE some horny Christian women out there . . . ;)

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3057778.html?menu=news.quirkies

http://christiannymphos.org/


And priests just want to have fun . . .

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3056134.html?menu=news.quirkies

LOL
well I doubt that that particular state of being is reserved for christian woman and Priests
I'm neither and I've been a bit horny from time to time
in fact those Horny nuns are nearly as popular as teachers with Glasses(AKA Palin look alikes) in the porn circles.
I'd post links but that might be taking a good joke too far.

What Would Jesus Brew?

PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:28 pm
by tardistraveler

Re: Holy Rollers and Music: Less Crap--More Filling

PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 5:57 am
by N2yes
Having reached well beyond the number of hits on this thread I ever expected. 10,000 plus is far too many. Will start a new thread....how many installments now?

Re: Holy Rollers and Music: Less Crap--More Filling

PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 3:06 pm
by Terry Shea
N2yes wrote:Having reached well beyond the number of hits on this thread I ever expected. 10,000 plus is far too many. Will start a new thread....how many installments now?

Yeah, but maybe you should reword the title. Most of the responses seem to be of the More Crap-Less Filling variety.

Re: Holy Rollers and Music: Less Crap--More Filling

PostPosted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:13 pm
by tardistraveler
I think this was only the second installment, N2.

Re: Holy Rollers and Music: Less Crap--More Filling

PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 3:35 am
by N2yes
You read me like a book, Diane. ; )
Yes, you may be right, my dear. I feel it's been around for longer for some reason. Anyway, here goes my final call to its creator ( Remember V-ger...that Star Trek flick? ). Jeffrae, this has been an immensely popular thread and we all appreciate your conjuring it up. However, if we don't hear from you by Saturday, I regret to say I'm going to lock her down...or, perhaps send it to the 'vault' where it will still be accessible. Another thread has been started that fuses your idea with a host of others rendering it a bit more contemporary. No worries, they've not stolen your idea, simply improved and expanded on it. I see no need now to commence with another installment as this one has reached the rather lofty hit-mark of nearly 700...a tremendous achievement, but one that requires additional input from its 'parent'. I commend you in the highest, Jeffrae. A job well done. All good things must invariably come to an end.

Re: Holy Rollers and Music: Less Crap--More Filling

PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 3:43 am
by N2yes
BTW, Terry, believe it or not, I did. I wanted to stick as close to Jeffrae's wording as possible, though. ; )

Re: Holy Rollers and Music: Less Crap--More Filling

PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 4:31 am
by 2Lizard4
Image

Horny Christian women

Re: Holy Rollers and Music: Less Crap--More Filling

PostPosted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 6:22 pm
by Greenglade's Frog
2Lizard4 wrote:Image

Horny Christian women



I'm feeling particularly "holy" now. Not much of an oversized fan, but these girls look especially buxom and wholesome.

Re: Holy Rollers and Music: Less Crap--More Filling

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:41 am
by yesman90125
N2yes wrote:Having reached well beyond the number of hits on this thread I ever expected. 10,000 plus is far too many. Will start a new thread....how many installments now?

you realize you started this thread in december of 2003 right?
after how long was Jefrae's previous thread?
5 years
10,000+ views and nearly 700 replies
is that a new record?

Re: Holy Rollers and Music: Less Crap--More Filling

PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 5:26 am
by 2Lizard4
yeah you perve, you just showed up to look at the hooters girls

Re: Holy Rollers and Music: Less Crap--More Filling

PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 7:53 am
by Kalingzeye
LOL :D

Re: Holy Rollers and Music: Less Crap--More Filling

PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 6:30 pm
by yesman90125
2Lizard4 wrote:yeah you perve, you just showed up to look at the hooters girls

Well, I didn't know they were there, But I did notice them after I came along. :rolleyes:

Re: Holy Rollers and Music: Less Crap--More Filling

PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:07 pm
by tardistraveler
I have started a new thread over in Other Skylines to carry on the tradition of the strange and bizarre in religion. It's called Holy Rollers and Flying Spaghetti Monsters. Feel free to post there.

N2 - it's probably about time to close this one - I don't have the power . . . ;)

Re: Holy Rollers and Music: Less Crap--More Filling

PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 4:02 am
by yesman90125
tardistraveler wrote:I have started a new thread over in Other Skylines to carry on the tradition of the strange and bizarre in religion. It's called Holy Rollers and Flying Spaghetti Monsters. Feel free to post there.

N2 - it's probably about time to close this one - I don't have the power . . . ;)

Somebody , anybody give this kind woman "The Power"
and then throw your hands in the Air and wave em like ya jus dont care.

Re: Holy Rollers and Music: Less Crap--More Filling

PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 6:47 pm
by tardistraveler
Apparently I only have "the Power" in the Other Skylines forum . . .

N2 is the ultimate grantor of power here . . . ;)

Re: Holy Rollers and Music: Less Crap--More Filling

PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 12:17 am
by yesman90125
the Yestalk Trinaty
the Ed the Chris and the holly Diane
(see how I cleverly made that topical ;) )

Re: Holy Rollers and Music: Less Crap--More Filling

PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:32 am
by Greenglade's Frog
2Lizard4 wrote:yeah you perve, you just showed up to look at the hooters girls


Like to bounce around in those heavenly clouds of Mother Mary

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