Captionizer - keyboards



Captionizer - keyboards

Postby Ed Schaum » Tue Jan 22, 2002 10:20 am

With all the new friends popping in, it just seems right to run another captionizer.

If you don't know what to do, don't worry... it's easy. Just stare at the pic for a few minutes and come up with a stupid or funny line.

Then... hurry and post it before you change your mind.

Here it is:

<img src="http://www.yestalk.org/images/ikeys.jpg" border=0>
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Postby guilddigger » Tue Jan 22, 2002 11:09 am

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we can fly from here?
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Postby relayer4u » Tue Jan 22, 2002 11:34 am

Alan turned to Chris and said "I told you Igor would look stupid in that pirate shirt!"
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Postby Yesmam » Tue Jan 22, 2002 11:57 am

"Come fly away, come fly away, come fly away with me"! (oops! wrong band!) <img src=pix/icon_smile_blush.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=pix/icon_smile_blush.gif border=0 align=middle>
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Postby EricBliss12345 » Tue Jan 22, 2002 1:28 pm

Steve to Jon: "What a find! This Jesus dude is a madman on them keys!"
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Postby Yesmam » Tue Jan 22, 2002 2:20 pm

"I never realized I had such an overbite!"
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Postby Ed1909 » Tue Jan 22, 2002 4:27 pm

David Ginola's audition had gone well

(this probably only makes sense in the UK or France)
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Postby Squire*Fan725 » Tue Jan 22, 2002 5:03 pm

<font size=6><font color=blue><i>BEHOLD!! For <u>I</u> am <u>JESUS</u>!!!</i></font id=size6></font id=blue><img src=pix/angel.gif border=0 align=middle>
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Postby perpetualchanger » Tue Jan 22, 2002 5:40 pm

Do you in the states remember that commercial from the '70s, "it's not nice to fool with mother nature?" It was for margarine or something.

"It's not nice to fool with brother keyboard!" - followed by lightning flash.

Though I can't beat what Dahni said for anything! (I thought you were going to sleep, my friend. So was I for that matter. I guess we really DO live here!)

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Postby Astral traveller » Tue Jan 22, 2002 5:56 pm

"What!, I didn't order this Yamaha crap!, Where are those Roland- keyboards?!
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Postby Chris2210 » Tue Jan 22, 2002 7:54 pm

Shock exclusive: Igor pictured in intimate close-up with 25 foot invisible female security person.
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Postby Ed Schaum » Tue Jan 22, 2002 10:29 pm

Hahaha all you little shits. It's me, IGOR, the greatest keyboard player of all time.

Bow before me because I'll be with this band forever.
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Postby Ed Schaum » Tue Jan 22, 2002 10:31 pm

In this amazing photograph, the photographer captures the last glimpse of Mr K.

As you can see, in another moment, the blue death beam will be upon him and will whisk him away forever.
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Postby gtrpir8 » Wed Jan 23, 2002 12:08 am

In honor of the old anti-perspirant commercials from years past:

"Yes - I'm sure!"

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Postby IngnoZac » Wed Jan 23, 2002 9:21 am

<font color=red>Hey! I'm in a big band!!</font id=red>
<font color=blue>Come and buy! The new Yamaha keyboards are here! Just $99999,99 and it's yours! Come check it out!</font id=blue>
<font color=black>See? I told you I could see these keyboards up! My dad taught me when I was a kid.</font id=black>
<font color=purple>Pray with me brothers!</font id=purple>

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Postby N2yes » Wed Jan 23, 2002 9:58 am

<font color=red>Wires? What wires" I am levitating theeze keyborgs without the assistance of wires! ( Sheesh, what is it with theeze amerikanskys anywho? They nevur trust us Russians)</font id=red> <img src=pix/icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=pix/icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

<hr>The signs of the times all point south
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Postby EricBliss12345 » Wed Jan 23, 2002 1:50 pm

Behold! The male camel!
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Postby Clownzumanfasse » Wed Jan 23, 2002 7:14 pm

" They took me from the Sugar-Loaf and placed me right here, what am I supposed to do ?!?"
Very nice one N2Yes<img src=pix/icon_smile_clown.gif border=0 align=middle>
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Postby EricBliss12345 » Thu Jan 24, 2002 7:45 am

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>Though I can't beat what Dahni said for anything! <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></font id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote>

But she stole the Jesus idea from me! I just dont think you want to acknowledge that what I said was funnier because I'm a dude. You blasted man-hater! <img src=pix/icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>
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Postby IngnoZac » Thu Jan 24, 2002 7:59 am

SugarLoaf? Wow! I know that from some place... <img src=pix/icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle> Wouldn't that be Meat Loaf?

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Postby N2yes » Thu Jan 24, 2002 9:44 am

<font color=red>They are all splendid cracks at a potentially endless target! Thanks Clownzumnfasse, I appreciate it.</font id=red><img src=pix/icon_smokin.gif border=0 align=middle>

<hr>The signs of the times all point south
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Postby yeskat » Thu Jan 24, 2002 11:54 am

Here I stand before you! Worship me, all ye female security guards!
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Postby perpetualchanger » Thu Jan 24, 2002 9:15 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
<b>EricBliss12345 wrote:</b>
<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>Though I can't beat what Dahni said for anything! <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></font id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote>

But she stole the Jesus idea from me! I just dont think you want to acknowledge that what I said was funnier because I'm a dude. You blasted man-hater! <img src=pix/icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>
<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></font id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote>

ME????? Man hater????? Wait until my man clan hears about that!

Actually, what Igor's trying to say here is something like, "Damn! I knew if I waited long enough this shirt would come back in style ... DISCO IS BACK!!!"



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Postby Stoutman » Fri Jan 25, 2002 1:00 am

Reminds me of the Seinfeld(big fan)episode where he has to wear the puffy shirt. If you ask me,none of those guys know how to dress!!!
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Postby perpetualchanger » Fri Jan 25, 2002 6:59 am

Ya know, if I'd do laundry while we're on tour I could stop borrowing Jon's clothes ... <img src=pix/icon_smile_clown.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Postby guilddigger » Fri Jan 25, 2002 10:50 am

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once again the roadies had played the same old prank on igor,
"forgetting" the top three levels of keyboards
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Postby Bill » Fri Jan 25, 2002 11:38 am

MOVE OVER JON ANDERSON! I AM YES'S NEW SPIRITUAL LEADER!

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Postby perpetualchanger » Fri Jan 25, 2002 5:45 pm

So, you think you're taking over, do ya Igor?

http://yesworld.com/images/tours/slo/slo_05.jpg<img src=pix/icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Postby Chris2210 » Fri Jan 25, 2002 8:59 pm

Igor struggles to look amused as the realisation dawns that the guys have switched his deodourant with starch.
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Postby Seryn » Sat Jan 26, 2002 2:06 am

"Rick Wakeman...eat your heart out!"

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