Brittany Speaks Out...



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Brittany Speaks Out...

Postby Yessong » Fri May 30, 2003 10:03 pm

From the great composer Britney Spears...

"Anyone can sit down and write some boring artistic
song. Pop music is the hardest shit to write."

----- Britney Spears, Entertainment
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Postby gtrpir8 » Fri May 30, 2003 10:33 pm

My two word response as applies to Madame Pop Tart:

<font size=6>Arrogantly clueless.</font id=size6>
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Postby bundy » Fri May 30, 2003 11:16 pm

Yes Brittany, and the answer to life, the universe and everything really is 42.

You silly girl. (Add scornful Sneer)<img src=pix/icon_smile_disapprove.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=pix/icon_smile_disapprove.gif border=0 align=middle>
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Postby TaterMouse » Sat May 31, 2003 2:11 am

LOL bundy. I haven't heard that in a long time.

42.......

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Of course pop music is hard to write. It can't be easy to write a whole album of different songs that sound exactly alike without being exactly alike, but almost, the way a granny smith resembles a macintosh....

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Postby ycantibu » Sat May 31, 2003 3:06 am

Is this a real quote? Honestly, does the girl even write songs? I thought she employed professional songwriters.

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Postby TaterMouse » Sat May 31, 2003 6:02 am

She employs her youth and breasts. That's all there is to that girl. Real musicians employ their brains. Be it Yes, Chicago, Air Supply, Harry Chapin, Asia or even Dexy's Midnight Runners. The reality is they thought about what they did. She removes her clothes to a minimum and sings stupid songs. That's what makes her what she is. There is no employment beyond that stupidity. Yes or no? I think Yes. Yes.... YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby P_landon » Sat May 31, 2003 8:07 am

OK, Britney, but remember, Avril Lavigne said she had a better body than you.
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Postby guilddigger » Sat May 31, 2003 8:57 am

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
<b>TaterMouse wrote:</b>
She employs her youth and breasts.
<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></font id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font face='Comic Sans MS'>if so, how much does she pay them? i could use a new job, is it a future in that?
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Postby ycantibu » Sat May 31, 2003 9:20 am

Ah yes, Avril...the 'hardcore punk' that writes 'deep and emotional' songs, who 'grew up on the mean streets' of an upper middle class canadian community and employs the same songwriters that Britney does...I have more respect for Britney, which is saying a lot.


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OK, Britney, but remember, Avril Lavigne said she had a better body than you.
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<hr>you can't drink on an eight hour flight, pass out, and then go onstage...well you can, but then you're spandau ballet. - robert smith of the cure
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Postby ariceffron » Sat May 31, 2003 10:04 am

although i dont agree with the 1st half of her statement, it is hard to write pop music as well, to be able to start and finish a musical statement in a very consise timeframe, and have it be (somewhat) fresh sounding and catchy. Its no Dark Side of the Walrus, but nevertheless, still challenging, im sure.
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Postby N2yes » Sat May 31, 2003 12:37 pm

<font color=red><font face='Papyrus'>Honestly, do we really care what Ms. Spears thinks?</font id='Papyrus'></font id=red>

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Postby psychopomp95 » Sat May 31, 2003 2:45 pm

THANK YOU N2!

That says it all. I don't care one BIT about what Britney Spears says, not even enough to criticize it. Let her live in that world of 'pop' that has nothing to do with music.

What she says has a lot of truth to it, of course, but she has no place to say it - what has SHE written that gets played on the radio?
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Postby topographic_drama1980 » Sat May 31, 2003 4:25 pm

Not one damn thing. I would love to see her try to write something like "Close To The Edge" or "Gates Of Delirium" or "Endless Dream" or "2112" or, hell, even "Karn Evil 9." She wouldn't stand a chance! What the hell does she know? She's a trashy, slutty pop star who thinks she's a "rock star." Did you guys and gals know that a lot of these pop stars, including Bitchney Spears are classified also as "rock stars?" Please!!!!! She wouldn't know good, "artistic" music if it came up and bit off her fake breasts. Death to POP!!!!!!!!! If only the record industry can get rid of this garbage and help return bands like Yes, Journey, Chicago, Jethro Tull, Asia and a hell of a lot more of these talented bands back to the top of the charts where they deservingly belong. I would mention Rush, but they seem to be in the top ten whenever they put a new studio album out, which is a damn good thing.

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Postby bundy » Sat May 31, 2003 10:17 pm

Yes Britanny, you do have a point. Pop music is hard to write. Good popmusic that is. the pop that Lennon amd MCartney wrote will still be listened to and admired a century from now. Ditto most of the the stuff that the ABBA guys wrote. Only trouble is your stuff is, as you described it "shit". Like the crap that record company executives inflicted on us a few years ago by the Spice Girls, it will be consigned to history's dung heap within the next 2 or 3 years.
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Postby Stoutman » Sun Jun 01, 2003 10:39 am

I almost fell off the chair laughing at this. She really is a stupid pig!!! Bundy hit it right on the mark. Pop can be a valid musical form as witnessed by the Beatles. Hell, even the songs by Pete Ham and Badfinger are gems.
You have to take it from the source it comes from. Britney`s idea of music is akin to cavorting around like a stripper in one of those topless joints on Times square before Guiliani began his cleanup. When i was a kid, the only girls who dressed like that were prostitutes.
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Postby Yesmam » Sun Jun 01, 2003 11:04 am

Brittney is a twit.
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Postby Vulcan 1 » Mon Jun 02, 2003 1:45 pm

42?
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Postby bundy » Mon Jun 02, 2003 10:03 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
<b>Vulcan 1 wrote:</b>
42?
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According to The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the answer to The Eternal Question of Life, The Universe and Everything was calculated by the great super computer Deep Thought, to be.....42!!

You must read the books Vulcan, they are very, very funny<img src=pix/jestera.gif border=0 align=middle> The TV series was also brilliant. It's available on video. BTW, the author was the late, great Douglas Adams. They are readily available.
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Postby N2yes » Mon Jun 02, 2003 10:53 pm

<font color=red><font face='Papyrus'>Okay folks, we've had a pretty good ride at Brittany's expense, but let's not forget that it was the public who put her there. It's a sad commentary on western culture and its apparent lack of ethics in some regards.

Anyhoo, I think Ms. Spears has already received more attention than what is due her, so with that in mind ( not to mention the fact that this is a YES forum ), I recommend that this topic be locked in 24 hours. Please feel free to inject any additional and appropriate remarks during that time. </font id='Papyrus'></font id=red><img src=pix/salook.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Postby TaterMouse » Tue Jun 03, 2003 12:02 am

I move that 24 hours be changed to 24 minutes.

Brittany... BE GONE!

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Postby TaterMouse » Tue Jun 03, 2003 12:07 am

Wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I do have one more thing to say.

Let's see where Brittany's at in 30 years from now. My guess is that her boobs (and her music along with them) will fail long before that. A strong and uninhibited point. More sad truth about Western culture.
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Postby TaterMouse » Wed Jun 04, 2003 2:45 am

Turn that key, sir. There's nothing left here but misery.
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Postby N2yes » Wed Jun 04, 2003 2:48 am

<font color=red><font face='Papyrus'>Lol, I hear ya loud and clear, Tater! So long, Brittany! Your time has expired.</font id='Papyrus'></font id=red><img src=pix/icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

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