by EricBliss12345 » Wed Oct 03, 2001 12:26 pm
<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>But if I were you, I check out being a waiter in a better joint. Yeah, I know it's a cliche, but all the gay guys your age I know locally do it, and they always have bux. You're good looking, intelligent, and can probably clean up well. Find a cool place with a friendly bartender . . . <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></font id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote>
Ha no shit man! <img src=pix/icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle> When I started workin' at Perkins my friends were like "Dude...its fag central there!" And wouldnt you know I had a new boyfriend my first week! No joke, Id say 70% of the dudes there are fags.
It IS such a cliche, but I would be a TERRIBLE server (plus Id have to take my piercings out <img src=pix/icon_smile_sad.gif border=0 align=middle>) Im so clumsy and oafy! My grandma was in town to visit and I guess she asked my mom one night "Whats all this noise?" And my mom was like "Oh thats just Eric walkin' around the house!" Ive broken so much shit since Ive started workin' there it aint funny...Im too dippy to be a server trust me. A good quote from Sam tonight "Why do you always act like youre all fucked up on drugs when youre not?" <img src=pix/icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle> Im serious, I feel too spaced out all the time to do a job that requires concentration. My bosses wont fire me because they think Im just like, retarded or something and feel bad for me! <img src=pix/icon_smile_sad.gif border=0 align=middle> I swear! Im seriously thinking about it though, I might ask to switch soon just to see how pathetic I am, hey what do I got to lose? A shitty job. Oh no!!!! But for real the fags make some serious moolah, much more than the more blessed 90% of our sex. This one dude Steve on slow nights can still pull a hundred bucks or so.
I just got back from spending the entire day with Sam's family. (I DID get my apology so its all good <img src=pix/icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle>) Today was his birthday and they had the typical get everybody from both sides of the family over for a party type deal. Ive always found entire families that I dont know yet are just WAY too much to digest for one night! Especially his--theyre a bunch of loons! Theyre so cool though, I mean "loon" with the most kindness possible. He made his grandma and great grandma do this really funny trick with their dentures! I was in hysterics half the night...it turns out theyre all musically inclined too. His uncle plays in a rock band, his grandma plays the piano really well (and she was so happy that I played! "Honey...youre MORE than welcome to come to church and play with me!") And then she apologized that she didnt bring a bible to give me. <img src=pix/icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle>
Sams mom the whole night was like "Eric plays the piano...COME ON ERIC PLAY!!!" I HATE when people do this to me! But his aunt came and sat next to me and I serenaded her with Beatles songs for a half hour. I was gonna play her "Trampled Underfoot" cuz she said she was real into Zeppelin, but his dads electric piano had no clav patch. <img src=pix/icon_smile_sad.gif border=0 align=middle> And they wouldnt let me stop either, I was so embarassed and my face turned red! {:I] It was a fun night though, I REALLY had to try my damndest to make a good impression and not get drunk!
Im in a much better mood today, thank god! I may be getting my old job back (ANOTHER fucked up thing happened!) But Ill see about that tomorrow.
<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>Homeless works nicely, maybe you could learn to ride box cars around the country, or better yet have you explored the possibility of becoming a gay porn star! <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></font id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote>
You know what man...for real, Ive watched pornos and been like "What the fuck...I give WAY better head than this clown. It looks like he's chewin' on a corn cob! " <img src=pix/jestera.gif border=0 align=middle> Just playin', but for real though I wouldnt object to it, I would just have to be single while I was doing it. I see nothing wrong with selling sex for money if it pays your bills and puts food in your mouth, so long as the person doing it has no moral objections, which I dont. However, its easier said than done, and i I know myself well enough, Id chicken out. See, If they were filming you have sex it would be cool (and make for much better viewing IMHO) but that scripted shit...sorry I just cant do that. Pornos are always so dirty and to the point about the sex, why cant they show the things normal people do like foreplay and cuddling and kissing too? Even if they would have some gentle sex for a change and not just PLUNGE!!! "Ooooooohhh!" PLUNGE! "Ahhhhhhhhhh!" PLUNGE! "oooohhh yeah!!!" That shit gets so old. You can only watch a buxom blonde bitch get her twat nearly split in half by some moustashioed, overly excited Sonny Bono look-a-like so many times for christs sakes.
If that doesnt pan out I could always move to NYC and become a professional panhandler. They cant be doing that bad off if they can afford crack, right?
Maybe I could be a stripper if I got a little buffer. That kinda work can bring lots of money. My ex did drag all over the country and made a ton of money, and theres this one girl at work who for real looks like she was exiled from amish land and still did well. Maybe there's a future for me in the sex field. <img src=pix/icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle>
Hmmm Gman youve taked my mind WAY far from thinking about making it in a band! Blast you!