Holy Rollers and Music: Less Crap--More Filling

by **tribute1969** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 8:29 pm

Most churches raise money through "bake sales"....

This priest must just like to get his parishioners "half baked"..... :rolleyes:

[quote="tardistraveler"]I'm sure he felt it enhanced the "spiritual" experience . . . ]

by **tardistraveler** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:26 pm

Just a stranger on a bus?

by **tardistraveler** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 7:59 pm

What would Jesus listen to . . . if he had an iPod???

Cast your vote here!

by **tribute1969** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:19 pm

by **tardistraveler** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:18 pm

OUCH!

I've heard of wearing your religion on your sleeve, but on your butt???

Wonder if there are any religious sects that require tattooing as an initiation rite? Perhaps a nice "Jesus" centered on a scroll inside a heart?

by **tribute1969** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:53 pm

Interesting....

by **tribute1969** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 6:37 pm

Gotta Love This HEADline....
I'm thinking about becoming "religious".....
We can have meetings in the Crimson Room...and get tax writeoffs!

by **tardistraveler** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 7:13 pm

by **tribute1969** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:38 pm

by **tardistraveler** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:06 pm

At a theater near you . . . for a limited engagement . . .

The McPassion!

by **tardistraveler** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 3:58 pm

Apparently Yes lyrics are going to be added to the Bible!

by **Tomfoolery** » Sat Mar 11, 2006 4:29 pm

by **tribute1969** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:06 pm

I've been converted since '72
Yessongs Tour baptised my soul...
Howelaylouya...

by **tardistraveler** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:38 pm

by **tardistraveler** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:34 pm

666 = number of the beast
665 = older brother of the beast
660 = approximate number of the beast
66600 = zip code of the beast
DCLXVI = Roman numeral of the Beast
666.0000 = Number of the High Precision Beast
0.666 = Number of the Millibeast
/ 666 = Beast Common Denominator
(-666) ^ (1/2) = Imaginary number of the Beast
6.66 e3 = Floating point Beast
1010011010 = Binary of the Beast
6, uh . . . what was that number again? = Number of the Blonde Beast
1-666 = Area code of the Beast
666mph = The speed limit of the Beast
$665.95 = Retail price of the Beast
$699.25 = Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
$769.95 = Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
$656.66 = Walmart price of the Beast
$646.66 = Next week's Walmart price of the Beast
Phillips 666 = Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666 = Way of the Beast
666 F = Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k = Retirement plan of the Beast
666 mg = Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
6.66 % = 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
$666/hr = Beast's lawyer's billing rate
Lotus 6-6-6 = Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66 = Word Processor of the Beast
i66686 = CPU of the Beast
665.9997856 = The Number of the Beast on a Pentium
666i = BMW of the Beast
DSM-666 (revised) = Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
1232 Octal, Apt. 29A = Beast's hexed address
668 = Next-door neighbor of the Beast
333 = The semi-Christ

by **tribute1969** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:31 am

by **tardistraveler** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:33 pm

by **tardistraveler** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:35 pm

Yes, the internet is leading us ALL down a path of sin and debauchery . . .

BTW - Check out the acronym of the "Citizens" group . . .

by **tribute1969** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 4:49 pm

Seems he was only following "orders" from Jesus himself....

by **Thoughtbecontact** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 6:08 pm

by **tardistraveler** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:38 pm

. . . but I thought it only worked if you STOPPED doing the sins you confessed??? :confused:

From Ananova.com

Prostitutes ready to confess

Prostitutes in a Romanian town are planning to confess their sins.

Prostitutes in the town of Botosan have agreed to take a week long Easter Holiday break so they can go to church and confess.

The local prostitutes union said there were not many customers over Easter anyway, and they wanted to purify their souls ready for the coming year's labours.

by **wild_westie** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:19 pm

by **YesThatIsHowe** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 6:33 pm

Was Mel there?

by **tribute1969** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:06 pm

by **tribute1969** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:24 pm

Seeing is Believing.....lol

by **tardistraveler** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:18 pm

by **tardistraveler** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:23 pm

Why mess with all that rambling language in Revelation? It's all charted out for us right HERE!

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