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And I swear I sparadis tray dog. Couldn't Ed or tardis make some noice about YT over at the After Hours forum? Btw doogie, congratulations. Over eleven years without a smoke! Well done. Come january 2 I have lasted three years. Best decision I ever made. Thanks and lol on the I sparadis tray dog :i...

I can actually hear the tumbleweeds when I come on here

C'mon guys!! Spread the word. Lets get this place up and running again.

Out of the blue I get an email saying the site is back up and running.
So hello to all my old friends.

F**k

Delight

Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together. Shrek said, "I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?" Angelina Jolie agreed, "I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder." Brad Pitt said, "I'm pretty sure I'm th...

I only wish we could get somewhere close to prices as low as that.
By my calculations we pay in your currency about $8.50 a gallon here.

Wow - sorry you had such a nightmare in Australia, and it's unfortunate that a member of this forum would treat you badly. I've been pretty lucky meeting other people from the sites, and haven't met anyone yet who's been a clunker, of course, I haven't been to Australia yet . . . lol Glad the new j...

yesman90125 wrote:Excellent man!
hey,BTW I hit my 10 year mark -smoke free tommorow

Well done mate.

But, Roll on the day when they invent the "Harmless" cigarette because i will be back there dragging away.

I still miss the only love of my life who NEVER fell out with me.

OK, So it's been 3 months now, and i'm loving it. It's like going out for a drive with the slight inconvenience of picking up a few "hitchhickers" now and again. :) I have become one with the machine and we perform in complete harmony. Which basically means nothing bad has happened, yet, :eek: NO, s...

My doctor referred me to a female urologist. I saw her yesterday and she is drop dead gorgeous. She's beautiful and unbelievably sexy. The blouse she had on was unbuttoned. Her huge chest was right in my face. She told me that I have to stop masturbating. I asked her why and she said, "Because I'm ...

SORRY, It's been a while...................... These three old ladies and their dogs were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park. The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat. Gertrude immediat...

I am sending you this message from the future...................Bet on Spain to beat Germany 1-0.........

As some of you may know, i have not been in the best of health these last few years, what with my Vertigo, Hypertension, High Cholesterol and stress levels that were through the roof. Also not forgetting the depression that went with all my afflictions. Well the thing is, i am finally on a combinati...

There once were five little pigs. The first two went into a bar. The bartender asked, "What will you have?" They said five beers. They drank them, and asked, "Where is your bathroom?" The bartender said down the hall. Then the next two little pigs came in the bar. "What will you have?" asked the ba...

A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies: "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifi...

Simon goes on Stars In Their Eyes. Mathew Kelly sees he's in a wheelchair, he sez "what happened?" Simon sez "I was in a car crash with my uncle, he died and i had my legs amputated, but they saved my uncles legs and put them on me, in 6 months i will be able 2 walk agen" "thats amazing says Mathew,...

It's up to 5 years and counting folks.

COMPUTER CULTURE A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. W...

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did, and her hands warmed up. The next day, the daughter ...

A woman went on a tour of the White House. As the guide led her down one of the historic halls, a door burst open and a large aquatic sea mammal, balancing a beach ball on its nose, scurried past. "My, what was that?" exclaimed the woman. "Oh, that's just the Presidential Seal," replied the guide.

Old but still funny

It's the day before Christmas and Darth says to Luke "I know what you're getting me. I felt your presents".

A married woman walks up to Santa Claus and tells him that all she wants for Christmas is for her husband to be interested in sex. Santa then proceeds to give her a bottle of pills. He tells her to give them a try and then let him know how it's working. So she takes the pills home and puts one pill ...

DEAR SANTA Dear Santa: I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a frigging book called a dictionary so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older ...

I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me 'Oi, what's your disability?' I said 'Tourettes! Now fuck off cunt!'

tardistraveler wrote:"And it strikes . . . . like THUNDERBALL!!!"

Sorry . . . couldn't resist . . .

......A Bond fan, after my own heart.

Yes Amy and Diane, i have sorted out some treats for my kids.
As a super dad i always will do.......

One of the Other Lottery draws apart from the main draw here in the UK is a draw called the "Thunderball". It's 5 random numbers from 1 - 34 and then the one Thunderball number which is from 1 - 14. There are lots of prize tiers ranging from £5 to £250,000. Today i won £250 and i should be over the ...

Richard is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarras...