YES JOKES/RIDDLES

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YES JOKES/RIDDLES

Post: # 1385Post eyesoflove1
Sun Aug 11, 2002 9:04 pm

I couldn't come up with a clean limerick so I made up a riddle instead. Please share your Riddles and Jokes.

Question:
How do you have 15 musicians in a band, and it not be an orchestra?

Answer:
Be <img src=pix/icon_yes_new.gif border=0 align=middle> and stick around for 35 years.



explaination:1)Anderson 2)Banks 3)Brislin 4)Bruford 5)Downs 6)Horn
7)Howe 8)Kaye 9)Khorochev 10)Moraz 11)Rabin 12)Sherwood 13)Squire
14)Wakeman 15)White.


I know it's stoooopid but hey I tried <img src=pix/icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle>

<hr>eyes of love look down on me

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Post: # 27594Post Ed Schaum
Sun Aug 11, 2002 9:27 pm

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<b>eyesoflove1 wrote:</b>
I couldn't come up with a clean limerick so I made up a riddle instead.
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Harumph.. so you're not going to share the dirty limerick with us, Leslie?!?!?!??! Please :)


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Please share your Riddles and Jokes.
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Ummmm....the Open Your Eyes album

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Post: # 27775Post Ed1909
Tue Aug 13, 2002 11:51 pm

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<b>Ed Schaum wrote:</b>
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Please share your Riddles and Jokes.
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Ummmm....the Open Your Eyes album



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<img src=pix/jestera.gif border=0 align=middle>

<hr>High vibration go on... <img src=pix/icon_yes_talis.gif border=0 align=middle>

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