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Captionizer Anyone?

Post: # 274Post relayer4u
Wed Oct 17, 2001 9:39 pm

<img src="http://home.att.net/~relayer4u/wsb/medi ... 1004_t.jpg" border=0>


In this rare photo, we are allowed to observe a music critic preparing to listen to the new Yes album for the very first time.


My feeble attempt, if you will! <img src=pix/icon_smile_angry.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Post: # 7084Post Ed Schaum
Wed Oct 17, 2001 10:32 pm

Harummph, you've stolen one of the previous After Hours captionizers.

However, there's no reason we can't play with it here too:

After Osama bil Laden brought back to the US, the courts decide that the best thing is to plant him in the ground upside down so we can all beat him in the balls.


Ok, I'll try to stick to the (yes) subject matter:

Here we note the typical reaction of people after listening to Talk :)

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Post: # 7085Post IngnoZac
Wed Oct 17, 2001 11:21 pm

What do you do when Steve sings? <img src=pix/icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>
Jon always said to feel Earth Power: I'm really feeling Earth now!

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Thu Oct 18, 2001 12:22 am

...Lift me up and turn me over...

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Post: # 7087Post Chris2210
Thu Oct 18, 2001 12:56 am

This basement gig really rocks, but the cheap seats could be more comfortable.

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Post: # 7090Post monandy3
Thu Oct 18, 2001 4:59 am

Hey this guy isn't listening to<img src=pix/icon_smile_angry.gif border=0 align=middle>,he' really getting into the Jam singing"Going Underground" Or...Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust"

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Post: # 7091Post relayer4u
Thu Oct 18, 2001 8:34 am

<img src=pix/icon_smile_sad.gif border=0 align=middle> Sorry Ed!


This is what happens AFTER someone's mom discovers that you pissed on the carpet! <img src=pix/icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=pix/icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=pix/jestera.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Post: # 7092Post Ed Schaum
Thu Oct 18, 2001 8:46 am

Nahh, it was a great idea, glad you did it. In fact, this opens things up a bit... I was originally figuring that for a Yes captionizer we could only use Yes pix, but this works just as well.... maybe better!

There are LOTS more funny pix we can try now.

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Post: # 7093Post N2yes
Thu Oct 18, 2001 9:35 am

<font color=red>*said with a Pakistani accent...slightly muffled, of course( for obvious reasons)*

The level of devotion attributed to followers of Osama Bin Laden has once again been put on dramatic display for those of us in the west. Here, in downtown Karachi, a man identified only as "Lucifer's Antennae", stupifies crowds as he attempts to make contact with his idol, Bin Laden. Asked what message he planned to convey, "Lou" replied in a heavy Punjab brogue, " You know, it is awfully hot down here and who the hell is this guy coming toward me with the oversized fork? That's definitely not Osama..."</font id=red>

<hr>Without Hope You Cannot Start The Day

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Post: # 7094Post N2yes
Thu Oct 18, 2001 10:20 am

<font color=red>Okay and now for a YES-related caption.

As the drought worsened in Islamabad, local well-hunter, Rowandi Atta, resorted to his unique style of hydro-location. Asked about the efficacy of his rather odd method of "divining", Mr. Atta replied in a gravely, somewhat muffled voice, " Efficacy smeckacy! I told myself if I heard that new YES song, "Don't Go" just one more time, I'd leap right off the balcony!"</font id=red><img src=pix/icon_smile_blackeye.gif border=0 align=middle>

<hr>Without Hope You Cannot Start The Day

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Post: # 7095Post Yesmam
Thu Oct 18, 2001 11:37 am

OR.......

Meet Rowandi Atta,,,,,,,,,the human jackhammer!

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Post: # 7096Post Yesmam
Thu Oct 18, 2001 11:39 am

OR.......

"So, the <img src=pix/icon_smile_angry.gif border=0 align=middle> show is sold out is it? I'll just tunnel my way backstage"!

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Post: # 7097Post yeskat
Thu Oct 18, 2001 1:02 pm

One of the followers of the Jon Anderson Church of the Cosmic Mind,
Sajab Kumandai, practicing a new meditative position; is highly regarded as one way to become one with Mother Earth.

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Post: # 7099Post Dr_Yes
Thu Oct 18, 2001 3:57 pm

Chris, Alan and Jon look baffled as Steve proudly showed off his new guitar stand.

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Post: # 7101Post monandy3
Thu Oct 18, 2001 6:07 pm

Nice one Dr.Yes.

[passer by]"What in Allah happened to that man".
[bystander] "He was trying out his Silent Wing's Of Freedom"
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Post: # 7136Post yeskat
Tue Oct 23, 2001 2:36 pm

Once again, Bin Laden thought the hotel swimming pool was just below his window, five stories down. After extensive medical care, he has mentioned he will be returning to life in yonder cave since city life proves to be too disorienting.

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Post: # 7144Post Dr_Yes
Thu Oct 25, 2001 8:10 pm

"Siiiiiiiing bird of prey . . . . [CRASH <img src=pix/icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle>, OOF <img src=pix/icon_smile_sad.gif border=0 align=middle>, ARRRGH! <img src=pix/icon_smile_dissapprove.gif border=0 align=middle>, NNNNNMPH] . . . . . . oww!"

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Post: # 7145Post Dr_Yes
Thu Oct 25, 2001 8:14 pm

Townspeople flocked outside with their eyes all amazed, to greet the sidewalk Lord of the seventh age.

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Thu Oct 25, 2001 8:47 pm

[Groan] I feel like I'm carrying the weight of the world on my shoulders.[sigh]

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Post: # 7154Post monandy3
Sat Oct 27, 2001 4:07 am

NEWS JUST IN... Osama Bin Laden has recently failed an audition to become the new presenter of Ground Force.

To our friends not famililar with the BBC,"Ground Force" is a popular gardening programme.

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Post: # 7177Post ktrek
Tue Oct 30, 2001 1:38 am

This was a promotional stunt to help give a sales boost to Rick Wakeman's "Return To Journey To The Center Of The Earth".

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Post: # 7202Post N2yes
Wed Oct 31, 2001 9:37 am

<font color=red>A hearty welcome is extended to you there ktrek! Sure hope you enjoy posting at this most excellent site, an indulgence that many here would attest to as being a most enjoyable experience!!!</font id=red><img src=pix/icon_smile_blackeye.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Post: # 8202Post IngnoZac
Thu Jan 03, 2002 7:40 am

Let's try this one:

<img src="http://juliofantasma.2x.com.br/fotos100/cowboy.jpg" border=0>

One more pic of John Wayne's grandpa!

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Post: # 8203Post IngnoZac
Thu Jan 03, 2002 7:48 am

oh well, again, I can't handle these images... try the link:

http://juliofantasma.2x.com.br/fotos100/cowboy.jpg

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Post: # 30001Post HeartOfTheSunrise
Mon Sep 09, 2002 9:26 am

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
<b>yeskat wrote:</b>
One of the followers of the Jon Anderson Church of the Cosmic Mind,
Sajab Kumandai, practicing a new meditative position; is highly regarded as one way to become one with Mother Earth.
<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></font id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote>

just proof that some things from a long time ago shouldn't be forgotten - of course you'll have to see the photo

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Post: # 30124Post OB1kenOB
Tue Sep 10, 2002 8:16 am

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
<b>relayer4u wrote:</b>
<img src="http://home.att.net/~relayer4u/wsb/medi ... 1004_t.jpg" border=0>


In this rare photo, we are allowed to observe a music critic preparing to listen to the new Yes album for the very first time.


My feeble attempt, if you will! <img src=pix/icon_smile_angry.gif border=0 align=middle>
<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></font id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote>

too many beggers ? too many potholes ?
kill two birds with one stone !!

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Post: # 30129Post HeartOfTheSunrise
Tue Sep 10, 2002 8:54 am

i said osTRICised

not ostrichised

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Post: # 30485Post InThePresenceOf
Sat Sep 14, 2002 9:25 am

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
<b>OB1kenOB wrote:</b>
<img src="http://home.att.net/~relayer4u/wsb/medi ... 1004_t.jpg" border=0>
<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></font id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote>

Dave was determined to top Greg Louganis' record in the high dive and brought along his trusty life jacket to practice in his favorite spot. But alas, he forgot to put on the life jacket. He also forgot about the drought.

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Post: # 30722Post Wolf359
Tue Sep 17, 2002 10:30 pm

"Hmmmm....seems like the IDR is out of alignment AGAIN!"<img src=pix/icon_yes_idr.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Post: # 30744Post guilddigger
Wed Sep 18, 2002 12:57 am

<font face='Comic Sans MS'>all the years of searching for the truth and finally finding it made ranji's head as big as the earth.
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