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Captionizer - Jon

Post: # 557Post Ed Schaum
Wed Apr 03, 2002 1:27 pm

What's he so happy about, anyway? I grabbed this from someone's site, I don't even remember who it was, so if you're here, errr....sorry or thanks, whichever applies. I blurred out the other faces to protect the innocent.

If you haven't been here for this, it's easy. Stare at the pic for a while, think of something really dumb, or funny, whatever, and then QUICK, post it before you change your mind.

That's all.. no judgments, no winners, just a lot of funny lines

Here's the latest pic:
<img src="http://yeswebring.home.att.net/yestalk/jon.jpg" border=0>

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Post: # 15851Post relayer4u
Wed Apr 03, 2002 1:37 pm

This is great! I could autograph you children ALL night!

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Post: # 15852Post relayer4u
Wed Apr 03, 2002 1:41 pm

or...<font size=4> <font color=blue> You're Kidding! You thought that was me on DRAMA?</font id=blue></font id=size4>

<hr><font color=blue>Ray C.</font id=blue>

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Post: # 15853Post N2yes
Wed Apr 03, 2002 1:58 pm

<font color=red>There is NO way I can autograph this book legibly with those dirigibles loose from their hangar like that! Holy Zeppelins!!!</font id=red><img src=pix/icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Post: # 15855Post Stoutman
Wed Apr 03, 2002 2:05 pm

Argghh!!! Shitt!!!! Why are they bothering me with these autographs? Can`t they see I`m legless right now?

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Post: # 15856Post Altair
Wed Apr 03, 2002 2:15 pm

Barely escaping with his life, his book, and a Squirt can that Michele tried to get him to sign, Jon looks back, chuckling at Michele, thinking to himself, "You dirty little girl, you," after she had begun to rip his shirt off.

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Wed Apr 03, 2002 8:59 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
<b>Altair wrote:</b>
Barely escaping with his life, his book, and a Squirt can that Michele tried to get him to sign, Jon looks back, chuckling at Michele, thinking to himself, "You dirty little girl, you," after she had begun to rip his shirt off.
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LMFBO!!! Altair, obviously you don't know me TOO well, a little girl I'm not! Jon's too damn short, I'd have to reach DOWN to tear his shirt off .. hey, that actually sounds like FUN!!! <img src=pix/icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle>

Actually, what Jon's saying is: "We're going to call this one the 'shut the fuck up and tattoo you' tour" ...

Or maybe "ya know, the Bee Gees look just isn't working for me ..." <img src=pix/icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Post: # 15888Post Ed Schaum
Wed Apr 03, 2002 10:35 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
<b>N2yes wrote:</b>
<font color=red>There is NO way I can autograph this book legibly with those dirigibles loose from their hangar like that! Holy Zeppelins!!!</font id=red><img src=pix/icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

<hr>"Spirit of emotion dancing through the wind"
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I kept looking at this and thinking "what the hell is he talking about". And then, as I'm about to post my "Wow, those are huge! You want me to sign BOTH of them", I realised that we had the same idea.

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Post: # 15904Post TenVoices
Thu Apr 04, 2002 1:13 am

Who are the ghosts around him? They have no faces? I'm scared. <img src=pix/icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Thu Apr 04, 2002 4:17 am

<font face='Comic Sans MS'>ha ha, chris fell for the leaking fountain pen trick again. </font id='Comic Sans MS'>

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Post: # 15945Post bataisflow
Thu Apr 04, 2002 5:37 am

I can't believe this guy wants me to sign his Union CD Jeeesh what a piece of crap that was!

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Thu Apr 04, 2002 6:03 am

Giving me the light...I meant a bud LIGHT!

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<font face='Comic Sans MS'>hmmmmmm, i never noticed alan look so hot in shorts</font id='Comic Sans MS'>

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Post: # 15958Post bataisflow
Thu Apr 04, 2002 6:58 am

Whoa, look at that drunk guy, he puked and then fell flat on his face right into it. I think I'll go write Jackass all over his face with this pen!

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Post: # 15977Post perpetualchanger
Thu Apr 04, 2002 8:43 am

Damn, Bill was right! I DO have a nice ass!!!

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Thu Apr 04, 2002 10:21 am

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
<b>Ed Schaum wrote:</b>

I kept looking at this and thinking "what the hell is he talking about". And then, as I'm about to post my "Wow, those are huge! You want me to sign BOTH of them", I realised that we had the same idea.
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<font color=red>Like minds working in concert! Ain't it grand?<img src=pix/icon_smokin.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=pix/icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle></font id=red>

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Post: # 16013Post Ed Schaum
Thu Apr 04, 2002 10:30 am

Oh Steve, this is GOOD, and this hit pipe looks just like a pen.

Hey, I got a silly idea for a song. We make up this thing about a footnote in some obscure text, then we write a song about it. A long song, maybe even 2. Whattyya think?

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Thu Apr 04, 2002 10:38 am

Great idea, Ed ... but you have to start it. <img src=pix/icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Post: # 16022Post N2yes
Thu Apr 04, 2002 11:46 am

<font color=red>How fortunate for me that the midget behind me here smells like carion. The fans will never know that it was I, master of Tofu flatulence, that let fly that fart!</font id=red>

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Edited by - N2yes on Apr 03 2002 9:47:40 PM

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Post: # 16111Post poodeeo
Fri Apr 05, 2002 12:10 am

He's smiling at something someone just said to him, but he's thinking "your a real fucking asshole."

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Post: # 16115Post Chris2210
Fri Apr 05, 2002 12:19 am

Jon demonstrates his amazing reality warping powers by autographing this photo as it is being taken<img src=pix/icon_smile_cool.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=pix/icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Post: # 16124Post Altair
Fri Apr 05, 2002 12:51 am

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
<b>Chris2210 wrote:</b>
Jon demonstrates his amazing reality warping powers by autographing this photo as it is being taken<img src=pix/icon_smile_cool.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=pix/icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle>
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LOL, no doubt. That's funny.


Jon snickers, "Yeah, right...like we're going to get that summer tour schedule out soon."

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Post: # 16136Post perpetualchanger
Fri Apr 05, 2002 1:22 am

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
<b>Altair wrote:</b>
Jon snickers, "Yeah, right...like we're going to get that summer tour schedule out soon."
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Well, if he's writing it by hand, obviously that's why it's taking so damn long ... (where's the angry smilie, Ed?)

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Post: # 16173Post bataisflow
Fri Apr 05, 2002 6:58 am

Hey look at that monkey he's trying to play Siberian Khatru and he really sux - ohhh it's Trevor Rabin! Ha Ha Flame on!

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Post: # 16185Post N2yes
Fri Apr 05, 2002 7:41 am

<font color=red>I hereby apologize for my tasteless remarks stated above. Everyone knows that Jon would never break wind much less utter such words. Now Chris, on the other hand....</font id=red><img src=pix/icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Post: # 16263Post yeskat
Fri Apr 05, 2002 4:33 pm

"Okay, was it Chris who invited the stripper to my birthday party?... I'm supposed to do WHAT with this pen?... I think someone spiked my Squirt!"

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